Thursday, August 03, 2006
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Melliemouse's Disease |
| Cause: | watching too much television |
| Symptoms: | mild hunger, anxiety, going bump in the night, extreme black eyes |
| Cure: | click heels together three times |
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i swear that this is like the cutest thingamajigg EVER lehhs!!! :DD hurhur- i got weird dry rot thingeyys and extremely squeaky voice- the cure was to INFECT anuther. LMAO. ohh, and mr ong wass CHAOCHAOCHAOCHAO adorablee today!!!!!! u noe what he did????????? shooooo CUTE!!! :DD haha- he was like all "GIRLS! QUIET!" and DUHDUHDUH nobody bothered listening lahhs- so boring... :D and then he was like flailing his hands WILDLY before he suddenly turnedd around to face the board and BANGEDD HIS FOREHEAD ON THE WHITEBOARD TWICE-
omiigawdd lahhs!!!!!!!! i wass practically SCREAMING i thought he was gonna DIE- lmao. haha:DD then he turnedd around and said "GRRR!!" and started laughing. DUHDUHDUH the entire class heehawwedd and HOHAHOHAed to nobody's business. oyess!! mr ong was soo cute yesterday sia!! he was like- the duedate is next week WEDNESDAY okk??" and we were like all "HUHHHHH!!!! NOO!!!!! CANNOT!!! got crosscountryy somemore!!! mr ongGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" lmao and he started hurhurING and said "HAIYAH" then he wrote on the board-
WHATEVER DAY NEXT WEEK
whoots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shoshoshosho damned adorable lahhs!!!! :DD haha- i SWEAR mr ongg is like the BESTIEST teacher i have ever ever ever gotten mann!!! :)) yayys- DOUBLE HOORAYYS FOR MR ONG- THE MANN SO SMART IN MATHS AND SO CUTE IN WAFFLE SHIRTS. :DD
yayyssssss i LOVE nanyang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! except for a feww exeptions- lah DUH. todayy madamick confiscatedd my fullscap paper- which was beside me- i was reading the newspaper, and she went all "POLICE DONT HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE MANN TO COMMITT MURDER BEFORE THEY ARREST HIM, THE MOMENT HE IS CAUGHT WITH A KNIFE IN HIS BAGG HE IS CONVICTEDD FOR LIFE." and i was like "how they know got knife in the bag?" lalalalalaallallalalallalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-- and she didnt sayy anything. lmao. :( BUT qiu lao shi ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she took it back from madamick and said "你交给英文老师hah??" and i was like HEEHEEE- my badd.. YAYYS. qiuster ROCKS!!!
sarry u lamepokk- today we went to serene centre and she bought a HUGE muddpiee from island creamery. WAHHHHH. i want!! but i got a DELISH and ohsoyummi REVERSE-O ice cream instead, which DID NOT drop onto the floor like last time. anyway0_o sarry does NOT like chocolat so she ate the bottom part of the muddpie but not the TOP. lmao!! -_0'' budden she ate the oreoS at the TOP. LMAO!! :DD haha- but i wass a lamepokkHEAD today too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was like in the canteen and i asked sarah what birds could she think of-- she said CHICKEN. HAHAHAHHAHA. :DD and then she said DOVE- 鸽子- and i was like OKK thanks- then i wrote a bit before i realisedd, 鸽子 is PIGEON!!!!!!!!!! and i toldd her that, and we HEEHAWEDD and i laughed SOOOOOO loudd that people were STARING. lmao. :DD
ILOVEMEBESTIE
IMSOSORRYIFIHURTYOU
ORIFIDIDSOMETHINGWRONG
SORRYBESTIIE!!!!!!
ILOVEMYBESTIEESS
theyrockkmyworlD
anyway0 i lost my wallet doruing third lang the other dayy. LMAO. o_0 POO x( budden i found it- a cleaner found it in the bloody TOILET. WTF!!! DD: shoshosho SADD!! i am gg to buyy (a) new
1.BAG
2.WALLET
3.MP3
4.PENCILCASE
5.JEANS
6.TEES
7.BOOKS
8.DVDS
when i DO goo to CHINA xDD thaddis. WHOOTS. i wanna go CHINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yahhoooo babehh!!!!!!! :DD and dean lee never go online lerhhx. SHOBADD. nowadaess noone goes online. LMAO. anyway, my dad read my blog and wanted me to delete it cuz of all the FCUKs. HAHAHAHHAHA. as u cann see i HAVENOT. i changedd the linkk thos. :DD RELINKME.
OYAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am shoshosho JUBILANT today!!! i saww blankk's DEARRRRRRR carr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GREY YAYYyahhoooo i am soooo HAPPI!!! im a happy mouse yahhs!!! >_0 whoots!!
anyway greg bloody CUT his hair. EEEUUUUWWWWSSSSs. looks as if he went to MILITARY. weeheeessss i gott a BIGBIGBIG shock. lmao. anyway blankk is my DEAR!!! :DD do u noe that i have changedd ALOT??? teehees i am no longer soo CHORLOR and so YEMAN and if i mayy sayy so- more refined. HAHAHHAHAHHAHA >_< i amm. nanyang dearr has changedd me ALOT. ackackack noww everytime i thinkk of the times before when i was 母老虎 and i went around hitting people and screaming and shouting vulgarities- i SHUDDER. good lorrdd what the hell was i bloody THINKING???????????????? my goshh i wass sooo unrefinedd and so AHLIANish lahhs!!
i love NANYANG alot.
it has thot me alot of things.
102 rockss
oyahh!!! i am buying all my teachers nice little bears for TD. YAHHOOOO, but for the nicer teachers like mr ong, mrs wong siew hiong, mrs ng and ms KOH suan chu :DD im buying them something NICER and more EXPENSIVE and sweeteerrrrr stuff. yayys. and nationall dayy maybe gg out with trace theyall. DUNNOE yett kaes... :DD but must ask chenxi and jin and ximeng and deannnn. :DD lmao.
wass waiting for an opportunity to type more- butt my dad kept coming to bugg me. never mind, i just told LOTSA people to relinkk me, HAHAHAHA.
YAYYYYYSSSSs now im officially in business.
LMAO
meL
gg to sleep
DREAM ABOUT BLANKK
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loves
meL
YESTERDAY♥