Monday, November 06, 2006
- A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted melissa koh!
- Melissa koh can jump up to sixteen times her own height.
- A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as melissa koh!
- Melissa koh will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42癈.
- The word 'samba' means 'to rub melissa koh'.
- Melissa koh is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
- Melissa koh can not regurgitate.
- The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than melissa koh.
- You should always store melissa koh in an airtight container in the fridge!
- The number one cause of blindness in the United States is melissa koh.
like HAHAHA?? hahahhahaa(: more more! haha
- The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, mel and compline.
- Ostriches stick their heads in mel not to hide but to look for water!
- If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets mel.
- Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are mel.
- Mel cannot swim.
- Mel can jump up to sixteen times her own height.
- If you chew gum while peeling mel then it will stop you from crying.
- During severe windstorms, mel may sway several feet to either side.
- Some birds use mel to orientate themselves during migration.
- The fingerprints of mel are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!
heehee(: unknown fingerprints? i aint human- im a FAIRY PRINCESS!!! heehee(:
- The difference between melliemouse and a village is that melliemouse does not have a church.
- Fifty-two percent of Americans drink melliemouse!
- Melliemouse will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
- In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, melliemouse is the victim!
- Native Americans never actually ate melliemouse; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
- In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and melliemouse!
- Melliemouse never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
- You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching melliemouse.
- The risk of being struck by melliemouse is one occurence every 9,300 years.
- It took melliemouse 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
i built the friggin taj mahal??? INDENAHH??? haha(:
- All swans in England belong to poopoo.
- Poopoo has a bifurcated penis.
- Poopoo does not have toes!
- You should always store poopoo in an airtight container in the fridge.
- If you blow out all the candles on poopoo with one breath, your wish will come true.
- The most dangerous form of poopoo is the bicycle.
- A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find poopoo.
- Poopoo was originally called Cheerioats.
- Birds do not sleep in poopoo, though they may rest in her from time to time.
- Poopoo is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than poopoo!
i dun have a PENIS!! i dun have a COCK!! crude enuff? heh heh(:
- If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and mellico would be as small as a pea.
- Mellico can't sweat!
- Mellico was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.
- American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating mellico from each salad served in first class!
- The eye of an ostrich is bigger than mellico.
- Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and mellico has 7.
- Mellico can live for up to a week without a head.
- Two grams of mellico provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
- Mellico is worth her weight in gold - literally.
- A mellicoometer is used to measure mellico!
mellicoMETER?? omg! so cute!! hahas(:
now its REALLY goodbye(:
GOODBYES!!((:
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[maths time -_- bleah]
YESTERDAY♥